'Last night England faced their most frightening, most persistent and most dangerous opponents: the expectations of England football fans'
The Times, 31 March 2005 World Cup Qualifier v Azerbaijan
'England expects that every man will do his duty'
Admiral Lord Nelson, 21 October 1805
'Football is like the dilemma of a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, you get no pleasure from it. If you do take it seriously, and as a player you have to, somewhere along the line, it will break your heart'
Eddie Hapgood, England captain, 1939
Scholes spent less time on the left wing than Tony Blair.
- F365 review of England's dire performance v Slovakia
Maybe the one from Eddie above expresses how the average England football fan feels, yet another broken heart!